Skyline Marketing to receive a Cockpunch

EKU Pils — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 20:41:38 +0000

Skyline Marketing out of Temecula, California is one of these shotty ass marketing companies that have absolutely no idea what they’re doing. I used Skyline Marketing scam company for their lead cloud program to gain more business for a company of mine. After 3 months of no return on what I was paying for I asked for the initial set-up refund. Erik (aka, weasel dick) told me the check would be here in 2-3 days. That was 3 months ago and a lot of phone calls ago to Skyline Marketing that gave me more excuses than a weasel, weasel could.

I guess part of this could be blamed on me as I should’ve been a bit more diligent in searching out marketing companies but that doesn’t let the fact rest that Skyline Marketing needs a well deserved cockpunch.

So to anyone out there, do not use this weasel style company for any marketing services as they will surely fuck you over. So here’s a bag bunch to Skyline Marketing out of Temecula, California and weasel Erik that works for them, a cockpunch so hard, it’ll turn you into a girl…oh wait..I think you already are a girl.

Best Regards,

Yours Truly.

Pete DeGraaf to receive nomination for a Cockpunch.

EKU Pils — Tue, 24 May 2011 23:17:50 +0000

Republican Pete DeGraaf has received our blessings over at cockpunches.com for a swing at the nuts. Apparently he thinks women should plan ahead for situations such as rape because after all he said, ” I have a spare tire in my car.” This all stems for a debate on abortion-only policies within health care plans. The Republican majority passed a law to ban insurance companies from offering abortion coverage in their general health care plans. Is this guy for real? So here’s a cockpunch for you Pete DeGraaf, you definitely earned this one.

Comcast to receive Cockpunch

EKU Pils — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 18:12:20 +0000

So I received a call the other day from Commu-cast which I was assuming was about my $30 past due amount that was owed to them. As I answered the phone I got a recording that said, “one moment please and a representative will be with you shortly.” After waiting for a couple of minutes another recording came on and said, “we’re sorry but there is no one available to speak with.” YOU CALLED ME, AND THEN HUNG UP ON ME, A COCKPUNCH FOR YOU COMCAST, A.K.A. COMMU-CAST!

ATandT nominated for another Cockpunch

EKU Pils — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 00:36:25 +0000

And we’re back… It’s been awhile since we posted here, frankly I couldn’t think of business, organization or political figure to cockpunch. But once again the ugly ass of AT&T’s service rears it poor service. The ongoing bitch with 3G coverage in specific areas but we’ll let even AT&T off on this one, despite they should have 3G working properly before advertising 4G is coming around the corner.

This cockpunch is for a different issue. While having problems with my Microcell (poor service in the house), I go to their wireless site to login and check the microcell setting. The username is your cell phone number with an example below the field box of: EX: 555-555-5555 (this is AT&T’s example directly). So I put in my wireless number WITH the dashes and it tells me to only type in 10 digits. After being stumped by this, I type in my wireless number without the dashes, and it worked.

For that poor web development quality control, I punch an AT&T CEO right in the sac!

AT and T NEEDS A COCKPUNCH

EKU Pils — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 22:50:14 +0000

We don’t know whether to cockpunch former CEO Stan Sigman of Cingular or the new douchebag CEO, Randall Stephenson of AT&T for their shit ass service they provide. I’m sure many Americans like paying $100+/month for a cell/data plan and not be able to use it because some dumb shit CEO can’t do his homework on what the data capacities on his company are. Now they want to sit around and blame Apple for their short comings on delivering a strong signal via cell phones. Maybe your former CEO who made the deal with Apple should’ve of looked into the company’s data capacity, either way you both need a cockpunch from you customers.

To top this off, the weasel Randall Stephenson is throwing out threats to concerned customers who are emailing his about the shitty service they’re paying for. For the full article on this, click here.

RHAPSODY NEEDS A COCKPUNCH

EKU Pils — Sun, 23 May 2010 21:56:36 +0000

Rhapsody needs a cockpunch for advertising unlimited downloads for $10/month. These corporate smucks always make the big advertising picture look good but when you get into the fine print, you realize differently. First off, because of DRM – digital rights management, the songs can’t be played on Apple products since Apple has their own proprietary digital rights management going on. The worst part of this deal is that for people who do own other MP3 players other than Apple MP3 players, the songs that are downloaded aren’t actually theirs. If you cancel your subscription, the songs that were downloaded in the past will no longer be available to you. So, F you Rhapsody, put the fine print in your advertisments and quit trying to make the deal look so good. A cockpunch for a Cockbag company.