I was told a story by a friend of mine about an offering to caddie for Matt Kuchar (professional golfer) back in the days. They were holding a golf tournament in the area and Stults-z had this cool opportunity to not only walk a fine course, but also carry Kuchar’s oversized golf bag for 18 holes. Apparently is was a miserable 90 degrees out, lugging around Kuchars tool’s for the game, and at the end of the tournament Kuchar tipped Stults’-z only TEN DOLLARS!
Now we’re no math geniuses over here but according to the brain calculator, that’s about 55.5 cents per hole. I think Stults’z should have chubbed him in the groin right then and there with that tight ass caddy tip!
So here’s to you Kuchar, a slap to the sac for ya!
